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share an embarrassing story

I'M ANON AND I JUST FOUND OUT I'M PREGNANT

one time i announced to anons that i was pregnant

i got pregnant and decided to tell anons

one time in the second grade it was show and tell and i forgot that day that it was my group's turn to share their shit and well luckily (and by luckily i mean unfortunately) it was chicken nugget day at lunch so here comes all these little bitches getting up ready to show off their teddy bears and barbies and books and shit and i don't have anything but i still have to get up to present and when i got up in front of the class i looked at everyone and said my name is and then barfed all over the floor and myself a delicious chicken nugget stew ....and that, my friends, was my what i brought for show and tell

LMAO AWW ANON :(

i got an anon pregnant

better start writing those child support checks

i once farted during sex but it didn't smell so i was like whoops queef u know how it goes

my friend was telling me a story about hooking up with a girl that farted on his dick and when it happened he went DID YOU JUST QUEEF because he's awkward and she went no i farted sorry but like why wouldn't you just say yes you queefed...

LMAO my best friend did the same exact thing but her and her bf are so comfortable with each other they don't care it's weird to me i would've been so embarrassed