1danons | (no subject)

(no subject)

that's what my slp said before she flaked

WELL I'M SORRY YOUR SLP SOUNDS LIKE A BITCH

SHE IS AND I'M BITTER

LET'S FIND HER AND GIVE HER A CAKE BUT THE CAKE WILL HAVE DIRT IN IT

once i made brownies and my uncle ate them up so next time i took mud and made mud brownies and sprinkled powdered sugar on them and put them on a plate and he ate one and got sick

you demon child did you parents send you to therapy i used to flick boogers in my friend's brother's food because i hated him over one occasion where i was eating a flavor ice on a field trip and he punched it out of my hand

but he never got sick he's ok now he owns a landscaping company

lmao i'm crying

a mud pie with cornflakes

why don't we throw mommy out the window it won't hurt her she'll land in the gradiolies

not even a firetruck can stop drop dead fred

i got upset god you're so stupid.. you never leave a party until the very very end

COBWEBS

oh no mickey fart pants

mickey buns :(

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only