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harry and niall and then everyone else

yes

harry zayn louis niall liam this never changes for me

harry/niall, louis, zayn, liam

MY SLP PROBABLY GIGGLES AT ME

i really hope my slp doesn't think i was in here bitching about them i hinted earlier to no response TAKE YOUR TIME, SWEET SLP, TAKE YOUR TIME

you could be the most gorgeous man on earth if your breath isn't smelling nice i'm walking away

harry could literally eat pickled pigs feet with a tuna sandwich and doritos and i would let him all up in my mouth

my dads breath smells awful and idg why it's probably because he uses natural products

my biggest turn off is when people are self-depreciating

i would hand him a piece of gum first

okay i'm mobile so i might be slow but i will reply

mte i once made out with a guy who had eaten onions and that was foul enough once

same i'm the type of person where if i'm sitting there telling you how pretty or how awesome i think you are and you're just like no i'm not no that's not true eventually i'm like well fine fuck it you're not shit

mte it drags me down because it gets to a point where i don't know what to say anymore

idk which is sexier harry or the car

god i need to sit down and write these fucking replies CAN MY JOB STOP FUCKING ME UP THE ASS

hint

well me i honestly just don't find anything appealing to myself and i'm not gonna sit there and say ughhh i'm so ugly and stupid i'm gonna keep it to myself and if someone compliments me it just feels awkward I'M SORRY I DON'T LIKE MYSELF

i had a friend that always did that and tbh i can only tell someone their pretty so many times before it sounds generic

the car looks like something a grandpa would drive

i got my tax refund check today hell yeah $30 i'm rolling in the dough now

i don't want to hint let's just say it's been a long time and my slp deserves better

i mean when someone talks about how gross they are in front of me i don't know what to say

but you don't like shut down any compliment ever do you that's the most annoying thing when someone is being nice and you're just like no that's not true it's like oh uh well